mmtthhddss:

Community College Tips:

  • Don’t talk to anybody 
  • Don’t make eye contact
  • Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
  • Transfer
  • The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher  and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter

(via drarna)

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via just-a-little-blonde)

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nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

(via laughcentre)

Source: nihilisticc

so I apologized to some guy I dated for 2 years who fucked with my friends ya I like poured my heart out and said I’m sorry for everything and that everything was my fault and guess why kinda response I get guys?? Ya I get a “I don’t hate you but I can never talk to you again” lmfao what the fuck why do I even try

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